June 25, 2012

Dear Diary,
Today my brother took one look at the eggs I made and said, "NEVER GONNA HAPPEN MORON." :( The eggs were the best I'd made IN AGES. They were PERFECT. "It's too spiiiiiiiicy." Ugh.
Mary
PS Maybe I'll post a picture of the eggs... later...

I have come up with more insaneness.


I'm insane,
I really am,
and if you don't BELIEVE!
I WILL KILL YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WITH A PICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


XD


Nevermind. I'm too lazy to make a post.


Me.


(ME A GIRL A FEMALE GIRL)

Me, Myself, and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I forgot to introduce myself before I made my first diary entry :3

Me, a girl, a female girl.

Ray, a person who I haaaaaaaaate,

So what? I don't care.

Lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm tireeeeeeeeeed

And I call myself ME!!

Mary is epiiiiiiiic!

And that will bring us back tooooooooo

MEEEEEEEEEEE, EEEEEEEE, EEEEE, EEEEEE

Me, a girl, a female girl,

Why am I repeating myself??

This is really, very strange,

so I hope that you're boooooooooored

Cause if you aren't

THEN THIS THING IS UNNEEDED.

SEE I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT MYSELF AND YOU CAN TELL I'M INSANE.

Me, a girl, a female girl.

Ray, a person who I haaaaaaaaate,

So what? I don't care.

LAlalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

And I call myself Me!!!

Mary is epiiiiiiiiiiiic

and that will bring us back tooooooooooooooooooo

MEEEEEE, EEEEEEEEEE, EEEEEEEE, EEEEE

Me, a girl, a female girl.....

DOH IS NONEXISTENT!!

SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I KILLED DOH

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

So do you understand why I called myself insane?

June 20th, 2012

Dear Diary,

Today Charlie hurt my ears until they busted. Like, seriously busted. I can hardly hear anymore. Like, seriously, I can't hear myself type. And HE'S STILL DOING IT. Stupid clarinet! Why'd he even start to play it? He'll epically fail, I swear! Luckily I locked him in the basement. Unfortunately, he got loose. LOOSE!! I'm freaking serious! He's like a wild animal! 

Mary